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October 3, 2006
Chicken Plant Blues
The Pilgrim's Pride chicken processing plant on Broad Street is one of the worst blights on the city of Chattanooga. I work on Broad Street, and I can attest that the smell is absolutely intolerable. On several occasions, mostly in the morning when driving to the office, I've actually had to pull my car over to vomit after smelling the feces and decay wafting on a moist, hot southern breeze.
It must make the property in its vicinity utterly worthless, and really, how is the south side of town going to flourish with a smelly blanket of chicken funk covering it like a thick olfactory fog?
Anyway, when I passed the plant this morning it made me think of this skit from Wonder Showzen:
| By Joshua Daniels | 5:22 PM