MySpace or Who Needs Real Friends Anyway

September 30, 2005

I've had my MySpace page up for a week or two now and here are some of the things that have transpired since then:

-A woman told me that she does not add people with red hair to her friends list.

-I spoke via email with some of my favorite musicians - notably Andrew Bird, M. Ward, Edan, and MF Doom.

-I have received numerous unsolicited sexual messages from people I do not know at all.

-Was told that I'm an "art fag," although I'm neither homosexual or a piece of art.

-Have met many beautiful women, most of whom live at least 1,000 miles away from me.

Anyhoo, if you are on MySpace and would like to be my computer friend send me a friend invite. Here is my URL:

| By Joshua Daniels | 12:00 PM