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October 26, 2005
Our Dynamic Language
New definitions added to the Urban Dictionary today:
1. Wounch
won't; why don't you; will you
Wounch you come over. Wounch you stop by and pick me up some dinner. Wounch you think about it.
2. Von Douched
1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with the underground, but now mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched
That logo has been von douched, f*cking pop idols.
3. Going Anne Rice
1. Going from one end of the spectrum to the other because you are going to die.
2. Leaving what you're known for to get even more money for a new trendy style.
3. Going goth, cause they read a book.
4. Selling out.
He went totally Anne Rice and started writing about Christ because it's the new fad.
4. Donkeybike
A motorcycle powered by an air-cooled, pushrod actuated twin. Such examples would be BMW Oilheads, Ariheads, Buells, Harleys, Ducatis.
Q. What do you ride?
A. A Donkeybike.
5. Drink My Kids
A phrase usually blurted out during oral sex where the receptive partner encourages the active partner to swallow the male ejaculate.
Yeah! That's right. Drink my kids!
6. Sicilian Rain Forest
The massive amount of pubic hair found in the genital region around the testicals, penis and in the gooch of a Sicilian man. Often mistaken for small vicious mammals such as the wolverine. Has known to drive sane people insane, scar small children, and swallow women whole as they attempt fellacio. In order to be trimmed, the Sicilian Rain Forest must be tackled by a hedge trimmer or chain saw. Exercise extreme caution if confrontation is made.
It took Dave almost 3 months to shave his Sicilian Rain Forest. It cost him him $23,000 and 13 hired mexican migrant workers.
7. oregrant
A word describing the smell of marijuana coined by a very high man calling in to a radio station. Assumed to be a combination of fragrant and something else.
Man, this stuff is oregrant!
8. Bacon-Up That Ass
How to tell a girl her ass is too small, flat or boney.
Bacon-up that ass, Girl!
9. MySpace-a-holic
Somebody who checks their MySpace account every five minutes wishing and wanting to get a message from someone they would actually never talk to in real-life, but still thinks there is a chance for that someone to talk to them.
I'm such a myspace-a-holic i have to check it every two seconds or i might miss out on somebody messenging me.
10. The Shanza Effect
The idea that when a person says "I have to pee" the people around her develop a need to go to the bathroom as well.
11. Serial Monogamist
One who spends as little time as possible being single, moving from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship as quickly as possible.
Although the relationships in which many serial monogamists find themselves are also often short lived, the defining aspect of serial monogamy is the desire and ability to enter new relationships very quickly, thus abbreviating any period of single life during which the serial monogamist may begin to ask questions of an existential nature.
Percy: Wow, I can't believe Gwyvron is already dating someone else! I thought he just broke up with Lorelai at last week's LARP after she accidentally cut off his phonytail...
Stewart: Yeah, that's the way it's always been. When he broke up with me, he started dating that hussy Lorelai within three days. He pursued her as if he were Cerberus hunting a soul fleeing across the Euphrates. I'll tell you, that Gwyvron is quite the serial monogamist.
12. Amrak
The opposite of karma. Something is done to you that triggers you to do a similar act to someone else.
Someone took my ipod, so i stole one right back. (example of amrak)
13. Legitador
Something that is more legit than the word legit itself.
Kayvan's fixing of the doorador at beach week was legitador after J Yang haxed the door in a drunken rage.
14. Papa Stopper
Any birth control device that will prevent a pregnancy.
If you don't want any crumbsnatchers, I suggest you use
a papa stopper before you start bumping bellies!
15. Reckineckanize
To recognize and or understand thoroughly; to comprehend meticulously; to be aware of or realize.
You didn't know I was a G? You better reckineckanize, yo.
16. Poopiesue
To be a negative person. Person who does not want to partake in common social events with friends. Person who purposefully, and with intent, tries to spread their negativity.
Biff is still sleeping?
Yeah, he worked til 7am
It's 5PM! Who's going to buy us alcohol?
I dunno
Man, Biff is such a f****** poopiesue
17. Recrastinate
To continue to procrastinate after just learning a lesson about the negative effects of it.
Man, I'm so tired because I had to write that 15-page paper all last night. Good thing the next one isn't due until next Thursday. I've got until Wednesday to start. Time to recrastinate.
18. Uber-Costals
Extra-strength, super Bible-beaters, that adhere to the "no music, dancing, makeup, haircuts, smiling, etc." religious beliefs. They believe anyone that doesn't attend their church to be headed for an eternity in hell. A word-play on "Pentecostal".
Look, there are the Uber-Costals! They're frowning on us for wearing pants & makeup.
19. Trip the Light Fantastic
When someone fucks up everything they have with someone who's body (esp. the nether regions) they are obsessed with.
J.D. had the best of both worlds for a while....but he chose to trip the light fantastic -- now he needs to live with his decision.
20. Fodongo
A person who doesn't shower, change clothes, or do very much aside from waking up in the morning. You will usually find these lethargic beings wearing what they wore to sleep, hair undone, no shoes, yawning, sitting around.
Take a shower you fodongo!
| By Joshua Daniels | 11:28 PM