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September 5, 2005
RANCH TOOTH: UPDATE!!!
Okay, by now anyone that owns a television has been exposed to the scourge that is the Wedny's "Ranch Tooth." If you haven't already, I strongly suggest you read my analysis of the Ranch Tooth first.
Alright, now that you know what you are up against....
THE ORIGINAL RANCH TOOTH IS FOR SALE!!!
I'm not kidding. The same tooth that haunts your dreams (nightmares) is up for bid on eBay. Evidently the original owner of the Ranch Tooth, while wanting to rid himself of the Ranch Curse, didn't quite want to murder it, or even put it in the RTICU. His solution -- put that bitch of a tooth up for sale on eBay, get rid of the Ranch Curse, AND make some dosh in the process.
Right now the high bid for the Ranch Tooth is $810.00(!!!), and that is with almost six days left in the auction. This is like bidding on Satan himself, or at least a high demon. Good luck?
"I will destroy you."
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Ranch Tooth: Update!!! - Update!!!
September 11, 2005
How much is a Ranch Tooth worth?
Apparently $1,781.00
| By Joshua Daniels | 11:45 AM