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November 13, 2006
Some People SHOULD NOT Make Music!
I happened to be at the front desk when a man came in to deliver his country album today. He told the receptionist that he wanted us to play his album on "WDOD Country." The receptionist blankly stared at the man -- who had a haggard face with long graying beard, dressed in overalls with at least 3 packs of Winstons in the chest pocket -- and then she stared blankly at me. I told him that WDOD had not been a country station for over a decade. He started to walk away, but then turned back and said, "Givr a lissen - it got a Creetmus song on dar too."
To say that the album is bad does it a disservice. It is exceedingly bad. Equal to, if not worse than The Shaggs, a band acknowledged by many to be the worst band in history. It turns out he also "likes to do a little advertisin' after the songs," and so included an advertisement for his ornamental ironwork services as the last track on the CD. His name is Benny McAbee, and below is his vision.
Take a listen at your own peril:
:::Benny McAbee - "She Was Made Just To Love Me" mp3:::
:::Benny McAbee - "Advertisement":::
| By Joshua Daniels | 7:13 PM