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September 23, 2005
"Why Would Anyone Ever Give A Clown Money?"
And Other Things Overheard In New York:
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Girl: So I hate both my dad and my stepdad.
Guy: That's because your mom has shitty taste.
Girl: No, she has good tits!
-Rivington & Clinton
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Girl #1: How can you like Peter? He's completely Crazy.
Girl #2: Yeah, but he's like...eating disorder hot.
-Columbia University
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Conductor: You know which train it is; you know where it's going; step in, stand clear.
- W Train
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White Man: Yeah, and he has that puppet. I'm not sure if it's a hand puppet or the kind with strings, but man, that shit used to fuck me up.
- Houston & Varick
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Girl: Mom, how long do you think the turtle will live?
Mother: What do I look like, a fucking turtle connoisseur?
- Canal & West Broadway
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Crackhead Lady #1: I need to stop, because now I'm looking down the barrel of a monkey.
Crackhead Lady #2: I know what you mean. If I wasn't using all this energy chasing a high, I could the energy productively, like jumping on a trampoline.
- Morris Park
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Girl: Stop flirting with me, my friend just died.
- Central Park SummerStage
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Girl: Shit yo, this campaign is like being skullfucked by a Lego man.
- 49th & 7th
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| By Joshua Daniels | 7:17 AM