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October 1, 2005

You Tell A Girl She's Pretty...

And all of a sudden she wants to marry your ass so she can become a U.S. citizen. Seriously, I think I sent this girl one simple email on MySpace telling her that she was cute and that I like the sound of the spoken Russian language. This was the reply:

Hi my Dear Joshua .

I to write to you the letters from Internet cafe.
It is very speed.In this letter I want to tell you a little more
about me and my feelings.I do not have children!
As never married! I very much want to marry.
What you to love to do in free from work time?
It I by the black sea. What you to love from the foodstuffs?
Today at me by target and I have
decided to you to write. Today we with the mum we
shall go to the grandmother. She lives in 50 kilometers from
our city in a village. I live in city Yoshkar-Ola. There at
it a perfect nature and circle of one wood. She will
prepare pies which are done in the furnace. They very
tasty and fragrant. You probably such did not
try. Mine the feelings with each letter to you become
stronger and more strongly. I talked to the mum concerning
ours with you of the attitudes . I spoke her some
phrases from your letter and she spoke that you probably
honour man and your feelings sincerely under the attitude
to me, but you should not hurry up with
acceptance the serious decision, you should understand the
feelings. We with you as two climbers which rise in a
mountain, only I on the one hand, and you with another and
final point is top on which we owe will meet. We should
advance to top not looking on obstacles which can will meet
on our way, and then at us will be very well with impatience
I live with the mum together. I shall wait for your answer.

Whole also Kiss Elena



Wow! This MySpace thing is getting out of hand.

| By Joshua Daniels | 12:41 PM